actualaster:

breelandwalker:

Once again, I am BEGGING people to realize that tumblr tags are a filing system and not a visibility metric.

One does not come to tumblr to tag-spam for notes and get popular. There is no algorithm here. There is no monetization here. There are no influencers here.

This is where every other social media system comes to die. And we cackle and roast marshmallows on the pyre like the gremlins we are.

If you tag-spam to get your post seen by as many people as possible you are actually getting blocked by a bunch of people pissed off that you shoved an unrelated post into a tag they were looking through for relevant content. You also are going to be reported by people for spam. Because you are spamming.

janinegregory:

toskarin:

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

sdv-said-what:

The ass trio and their late-night group chat texts

selenastaylors:

cant stop thinking about this

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

animentality:

[image ID: Two tweets from Janel Comeau (@/ VeryBadLlama) reading: apparently a lot of cis women need to hear this but a world where our faces, bodies, hair, breast clothing and voices are constantly scrutinized as “not feminine enough” is infinitely more dangerous than a world where trans women might also be in the bathroom and need to pee

angry people feeling an obsessive need to look at every inch of my body to decide if some small flaw in my waist proportions or jawline warrants demanding to inspect my ID or genitals does not feel particularly safe to me /End ID]

kvothes:

richard siken, in pithead chapel

guccifloralsuits:

huyandere:

i love weird barbie

huyandere:

what does it mean to be barbie?

successionyaoi:

xxmarshmelonxx:

one of my favorite stupid background tomgreg moments is in s2e3 right before boar on the floor, when tom and greg are seated an entire table apart, and tom is just absolutely yelling over people to talk to greg. it’s so fucking funny. GREG. GREG. TRY THE BLOOD SAUSAGE GREG.

huyandere:

barbie day

teeth–king:

I am that type of guy who gets anxious over asking out video game characters haha, so it took ages for me to actually marry the digital book man despite maxing his heart soon after giving him the bouquet. Silly little art time to sooth my sick heart. Also decided to change up Wolfe’s hair, just gonna say he cut it for their wedding.

Also sorry to Elliott my man, one of my cows gave birth the first night he was on the farm. I can imagine that would be something…

cadaverkeys:

these are the same thing just a few hundred years apart